and it spread

when i show up drunk to class…

patheticlifestory:

To those pacing back & forth, talking 100 miles a min on the phone outside the library- I’m curious, has your adderall kicked in yet?

Because this is what you look like:

can’t a girl enjoy a cig break outside of the library without a group of assholes blasting Michael Bolton?

people say I think too much. about nonsense and explanations for things that cant be explained and why you can’t always get what you want. but maybe that’s because I don’t sleep. I don’t sleep which means I really don’t dream. but really I am dreaming. dreaming with my eyes wide shut. in a world where nonsense is common sense and everything happens for a reason and you yourself can always get what you want. so i mean, whats so wrong with thinking too much?

When I get high and then go to the bar

whatshouldwecallme:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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deathmk2:

n-a-s-a:

A Hole in Mars 
Credit: NASA, JPL, U. Arizona
Explanation: Black spots have been discovered on Mars that are so dark that nothing inside can be seen. Quite possibly, the spots are entrances to deep underground caves capable of protecting Martian life, were it to exist. The unusual hole pictured above was found on the slopes of the giant Martian volcano Arsia Mons. 

Dear nasa,
rovers go here asap

http://ccass1002.tumblr.com/post/18913377093/a-message-to-kony-2012-haters

ccass1002:

i understand that some people may have a problem with the organization invisible children. i don’t quite understand why and i refuse to listen to your mumbo jumbo stats. how can you spend a half an hour of your life watching the kony 2012 video on YouTube and not be inspired by the social change…